Zing Joke Of The Day: Nuns And The Blind Man

  • By MyAlterEgo on

    August 7, 2010

  • Before I give you the joke, I would like you to know that most of the jokes I post will be from Comedy Central's jokes.com Web site. There are a lot of joke/humor sites on the Nets, but jokes.com is my one of my personal favorites. There will be plenty from College Humor as well, so don't you worry, there will be some variety to the content I post.

    That out of the way, let us get into the joke, called: "The Nuns and the Blind Man."

    Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

    "Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.

    "Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
    "Nice gazongas," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"
     Delightful huh? I guess you could say the joke is on them...right...right? Ah well, I tried.


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