Zing Joke of the Day: Warren Sapp

  • By MyAlterEgo on

    August 11, 2010

  • Warren Sapp on "Dancing with the Stars."
    Courtesy of Jokes.com, we get a nice little joke from Warren Sapp during the Larry the Cable Guy Roast, which aired on Comedy Central on March 13, 2009. Sapp goes on to drag Lisa Lampanelli into this joke (everyone tends to do it at some point or another during the roast), and it gave me quite the chuckle.

    You may all remember Warren for being one of the most dominant defense tackles in the NFL for most of his career. Playing for the likes of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers (won Super Bowl XXXVII with them) and the Oakland Raiders. Judging from articles, and personal observation, Sapp was a pretty class and well-spoken guy. This is a rarity with many NFL players these days, and it just goes to show that there are some likable characters still playing the game. Oh yes, he was also on Dancing with the Stars.....go figure.

    Now that we have the brief history lessen out of the way, let me provide you with this juicy little joke -- well, more of an insult, but you get the point.
    Lisa [Lampanelli's] vagina is called "The Limo," 'cause it fits eight, has a leather interior, and I came in it tonight.
    Warren has always had that humorous/childlike side to him, but I never knew he had this in him. Well done sir, you won my cookie award for the day.

    Bonus joke: 
    Q: Why's Fred Flinstone a homosexual?

    A: He's always having a gay old time.
    Ziinnnggg!!

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