Zing Jokes of the Day: Yo Mama So Fat

  • By MyAlterEgo on

    August 10, 2010

  •  As the title states, this is part 2 from yesterday's "jokes of the day" (Check em out). Yesterday's focus was on why your mama is so ugly, but today you will find out why your mama is so fat (so what if these jokes have been overused, I still get a kick out of them every now and then).

    If yo mam is truly fat.....well.....there is nothing I can do about it, so just enjoy these for what they are. Also, remember I did not come up with any of these. If you plan on hunting down and beating the hell out of the person responsible, just track the email of the person provided (or go after those responsible: Ahajokes). I am just a simple delivery boy.

    If you feel compelled to threaten me, I must warn you, I have watched many karate and kung fu movies in my lifetime. I have picked up a few moves here and there. Bring it on!

    Now see how damn fat yo mama truly is:
    Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres. (Submitted by )

    Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.

    Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

    Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

    Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

    Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

    Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
    These were the best I could find, but man, there are truly some awful yo mama fat jokes out there. Many of them did not even draw a smirk out of me.

    2 comments:

    CHI Hair Straightener said...

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