Zing Jokes of the Day: Yo Mama

  • By MyAlterEgo on

    August 9, 2010

  • Today will be a cluster of five different Yo Mama jokes, courtesy of Ahajokes. Many of you may have heard, or possibly even read these from the site before, but a Yo Mama joke is classic, and the world needs to know them.

    Would go up to my own mama and tell her one of these jokes? Probably not. Would I go up to a friend, or foe, and tell them one of these jokes (guided toward their mama, of course)? Most definitely. You bet your sweet ass I would.

    This is Part 1 of a two part series. Part 2 will be up tomorrow, so stick around. Now, without further ado, I give you.....Yo mama:

    Quick note: I am leaving the "submitted by" in the joke to give credit to those who submitted them.

    Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

    Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back (Submitted by )

    Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!" (Submitted by )

    Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

    Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.


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