Blonde Jokes Gone Wild

  • By MyAlterEgo on

    September 13, 2010

    • Blonde jokes are a thing of the past, present, and possibly the future. Unoriginal? Sometimes. Mean? Yes, they can be. True? More often than not, yes.

    I don't have anything against blondes (mom and sister are of the hair color), but I prefer me a good brunette any day of the week. Brunettes tend to have better skin tone, sexier eyes, personalities (personal experience; not saying every blonde is a bitch or anything), etc.

    But, who really gives a shit about my opinion...am I right? You came here for one thing, and one thing only...blonde jokes. Bonus: pictures and activities for blondes after the jokes.


    Did you hear about the blonde that tried to blow up her husband's car?
    She burned her lips on the tailpipe!
    What's the difference between a blonde and a construction worker?
    One lays bricks and the other lays pricks!
    How are a blonde's legs like automatic doors?
    You walk toward them and they open!
    Q: Why do blondes wear tampons when they skydive?
    A: So they don't whistle on their way down.
    Now, I will provide you with an added bonus, and some games/activities for blondes to do. Enjoy!

    Blonde IQ Test


     Connect the dots for blondes


    A maze for blondes
    Figure out the animal in the picture, then fill in what is missing


    Sources: Jokes.com and Ahajokes

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