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I was pretty excited when I first heard of Battle: Los Angeles (starring: Aaron Eckhart, Bridget Moynahan, and Michelle Rodriguez), but this first trailer has taken that excitement to a whole new level -- there were some tears of joy after viewing this. The alien invasion storyline may seem a bit played out, but if executed well (writing, acting, effects, etc.) then I am all for it. District 9

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If it pleases you, and will help you sleep at night, you can quote me on this title. In fact, I will quote myself here: Black Ops will be miles better than Modern Warfare 2.......miles!See, that is not something you will see everyday, someone quoting themselves. This is just how confident I am that Black Ops will reign supreme. The original Modern Warfare was, in my eyes at least, the best and

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Back in July, many of you World Cup fans may remember a certain octopus predicting Spain as this years winners. In case you forgot, or missed it, check this article out. Paul gained popularity very quickly -- Why wouldn't he? He can predict the outcome of sporting events for crying out loud -- and he is still beloved by many outside of the World Cup. Unfortunately, our tentacled friend has

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Simply put, Simon Pegg and Nick Frost have yet to disappoint me with any of the feature films. Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz are two of my favorite comedies to be released this past decade, and Paul looks to be joining that party. In case you are still a little "fuzzy" (if you guess the pun, you get a cookie) on what Paul is all about, here is the full on synopsis from Universal Pictures -- if

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Saw this video a while back, and just forgot to post it.....sue me. Alas, I have come through in the clutch and remembered this little gem -- the memory actually came to me when I saw Ghostbusters on TV, and started humming the theme song. If you are a fan of AC/DC's "Thunderstruck," and the Ghostbusters theme song (you can be a fan of one or the other to appreciate this mix), then you are in

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If you thought Isaiah Mustafa (Wiki, IMDB, and Twitter profile) was the perfect spokesman for Old Spice, well, think again. Our friendly little kakapo parrot will put "riding on a horse backwards" to shame. According to National Geographic (click here for the interesting article): New Zealand's native-bird BO is so pungent, it's alerting predators to the birds' presence, ongoing research shows.

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About a week ago, I posted the teaser trailer for True Grit. Everything was looking to be heading down the right path, but you still wanted to see a little bit more (hence the term "teaser"). With the new full length trailer, we upgrade from "heading down the right path" to "boyishly clapping awesome." I won't go into the synopsis, or anything of that nature, again. You can click the link above

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The man who brought us Dawn of the Dead, 300, Watchmen, and Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole (yes, that last one is serious), will now be directing the new Superman movie. Once Zack has completed Sucker Punch he will apparently be getting right to work on 'The Man of Steel'. Don't take my word for it, head over to Deadline and check out the entire story. There always seems to be a

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Words escape me when I see videos of this nature (you will soon see shortly). If an idea like this comes from a sober mind, I am truly at a loss for words. If they were drunk, I would still call them morons, but at least I would understand where such a ridiculous idea would come from. Again, you can thank Attack of the Show for this little gem I am about to present you. You can also thank

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Yes, you read that correctly; Planters will give you their "BIG NUT BARS" with a "TRIPLE NUT" flavor. Sounds a bit naughty, yet enticing, does it not? I mean, you are getting some big salty nuts, with triple the nutty flavor. Two nuts, or double flavor in this case, would be the norm (I hope you understand what I am driving at there), but Planters felt they had to really drive this home. Hell, I

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No Country for Old Men is easily one of my top 10 favorite movies of all-time; and is what started my fascination with the Coen Brothers and their past projects. Fargo, Raising Arizona, Miller's Crossing, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, and The Big Lebowski are all good - great movies respectively -- technically Joel Coen directed most of these, but Ethan was still involved. The few duds they have

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So, it is currently raining and I do not have a damn thing to do. Just getting off of work, my motivation level to be "active" is not at its highest point right now. Nothing good is ever on the old boob tube anymore, so that option is a no-go. If my internet were to crap out on me, some serious shit might go down -- I am scared to even think what I may do. I'm actually going to avoid talking

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Ever heard the term Freshman 15? Well, if you have not, let me give you a brief interpretation. Let's say a good looking girl/guy heads off to college. For most of their lifetime, they have always been in shape, athletic, etc. Once in college, they realize there is no parental guidance forcing them to get off of the couch and do something; no one telling them they cannot go out and binge drink

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First things first; this could possibly be the most annoying video I have ever seen -- trust me, I have seen many annoying and ridiculous videos in my life. I just stumbled across this promotional (?) video for Google's "Search with my Location" on Mashable. You get an idea what Google is promoting within the first 15 seconds or so, but after that, I dare you to watch the other 9 minutes and 56

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I have not personally watched "The Virginity Hit" yet, and do not really plan on it any time soon. I did, however, just recently see one of the stars of the show -- Zack Pearlman (check him out on IMDB or Twitter) -- smoke some salvia and try to promote the show (all at the same time, mind you) on Youtube. Brief little lesson for you on salvia, or "Salvia Divinorum." Salvia divinorum (also

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I am not going to write much here, I just wanted to show you some of the greatness that is oozing out of the LittleBigPlanet 2 Beta. It would be an understatement if I said that I was just "Excited" for the games release. Ecstatic and exuberant are 2 good examples of my anticipation level...but that is neither here, nor there. Over at LittleBigPlanetGalaxy, they have been posting new creations

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I have always tried to get into the Bioshock series, but the story has never been of much interest, and the gameplay is too repetitive -- yes, this is just my personal opinion (get over it fanboys). I do, however, understand the appeal to the game, and will give it credit for having a very good atmosphere. That out of the way, Bioshock Infinite is the third game in this highly anticipated

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A discussion that has been brought up numerous times in professional baseball, is whether or not the maple bat should be banned. They are constantly breaking shattering into pieces, even when a player hits the sweet spot of the bat -- granted, it was probably just a bad bat, but, nonetheless, it still shattered from hitting the meaty part of the bat. Wooden bats break and shatter, I understand

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Say what you want, Joaquin Phoenix is the man (Grizzly Adams beard and all). He was the bright spot -- for me at least -- in Signs; was great as Commodus in Gladiator; and portrayed Johnny Cash, almost to a "T." Anyone who follows Phoenix, or is a moviegoer in general, knows about his drugged-out and bearded-caveman  appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman, about 2 years ago. If you

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You want to know what grinds my gears? Customers who do not understand that I have nothing to do with how the product was put together. Also, how they blame me for a product not working, or being assembled wrong. I understand buying a brand new product (especially something fairly expensive) can be exciting, and a bit nerve racking (i.e. Should I be buying this? Is this too expensive? Etc.). You

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I know all of the hype and coverage on Halo: Reach has begun to get a little tiresome. I have lost count of how many times I have wrote something about it on here, and I promise this will be the last of them.....for a good while at least. With Reach's release just 2 days ago, I have already clocked in over 10 hours (this won't seem like much compared to many of the die hard fans out there) of

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This hit and run goes so horribly wrong, that it is terribly right (make sense?). The video I am about to show you premiered on Failblog back in August, and I could not be happier. I recently saw it on Attack of the Show (can't get enough of it), and was just about to roll on the floor with laughter, until I realized that would be childish -- I rolled on the couch with laughter instead.

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Blonde jokes are a thing of the past, present, and possibly the future. Unoriginal? Sometimes. Mean? Yes, they can be. True? More often than not, yes. I don't have anything against blondes (mom and sister are of the hair color), but I prefer me a good brunette any day of the week. Brunettes tend to have better skin tone, sexier eyes, personalities (personal experience; not saying every blonde is

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Update: For some reason, the 3 comments on this post have disappeared.....getting a little frustrated with the commenting system lately. Before I get into the meat and potatoes (sound tasty?) of my post, I would like to point out three important points: I am a current owner of a PS3 and an Xbox 360 (love both consoles, and do not favor one over the other). THIS IS NOT A REAL HALO: REACH REVIEW

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I am late on the news, but I should be given a pass on this. I have work and other things going on in my life, so I only have small time frames to write about certain occurrences; and this little occurrence is definitely worth writing about. (If you do not feel like reading my entire article, skip to the bottom and vote in the poll....it will be fun!) Xbox Live is always trying to keep their

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Watching "Attack of the Show," they ran Around the Net segment, and I happened to see the video of a camel having a good old time being tickled. Yes, you heard that right: The Camel Was Being Tickled. Don't you kind of wonder how the lady tickling the camel actually came across the idea to...well.....tickle a camel? I'm just going to paraphrase how I feel she came across the idea: Yaaawwwwnnnnn

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So, back-to-back posts for the first time in a good while, but with Infamous 2, it is well worth it. I am now currently an owner of both, the Xbox 360 (just got a new one about 3 weeks ago) and the Playstation 3. I have never had an unhealthy bias with either console, unlike many of the ridiculous fanboys that rage war 24/7 against each other -- the PS3 is more powerful, the 360 has more games..

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Firstly, I would like to point out that I am American. Secondly, please do not take any offense from this. It is just for fun, and you cannot sit here and tell me that what Greg has to say is not the truth. Here is your undeniable truth: Americans are not gonna conserve. We're not gonna shift to smaller cars. We can't -- we have big, fat kids.Seriously, the man has an unfortunate -- and

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I understand I am not running a gaming blog here, but my excitement for this game is currently through the roof. With about two weeks left until launch (it's killing me), we are beginning to see heavy doses of TV spots; cover stories on gaming magazines; comparison articles on the past games (sort of what this current article is related to); etc. Whether or not reviews will be not be released

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So, just the other day (Tuesday night to be exact) I bought a new 250GB Slim Xbox 360 (Kinect ready, of course). I used to own one of the original 20GB premium models, but I had a ton of issues with it (RROD made me want to smack someone), and traded it in for a PS3. (I had one week left on the extended three-year warranty Microsoft delivered on the old models...go figure.) As many of you 360

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This will be a very brief statement, nothing to over the top. I have been very busy lately (job and other things), and I just wanted to let you know that I will be trying to post more often again. Sometimes I will post back-to-back days, but for the most part it will be every other day; hell there will probably be a two day gap between posts on a few occasions. What can I say? Real life is

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Let me get that for you. It is as simple as the title states, you will get a collection of dunks gone horribly wrong....or in this case, horribly right. Witness the embarrassment of having the front of the rim block the dunk; a chair fall from underneath the persons feet; and the list goes on and on. There are quite a few dunks and stunts I would not recommend (I'm sure you will know when you

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Not only has Valve released a bunch of new gameplay (which I will get to in a moment), but they have also announced the release date for Portal 2. You will be able to pick up your copy on February 9, 2011. Fantastic news if you ask me. I never had the opportunity to play the original Portal, but I have been keeping a close eye on the sequel, and everything has been more than impressive. You

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Ladies, have you ever been in a hurry and randomly thought: I better take a pregnancy test to be sure about the other night? Have you then thought: I do not have time to go to the store, so I will pick one up from the vending machine on the side of the road? Fellas, have you ever thought: Man, I want a pop or some candy out of the vending machine, but I better pick up a pregnancy test for my

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If you saw the first WTF video I posted (Check it out), then you kind of get the vibe I am going for with these videos. It is sort of funny how the second video in these WTF segments, is from the exact same guy on Youtube (SuperEd86) I posted the first time. After you witness this vid, I'm sure you will understand just how random and wacky this guy is. Hell, the title of the video is "The Most

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Hygiene is:  a condition or practice conducive to the preservation of health, as cleanliness.Simple concept right? Well, to some people, daily hygiene is not on their agenda. This is a huge problem, however, because smelling like ass is not an attractive feature -- although, to some it might be (you weirdos). Looking like you have not showered in a week, will not pull a member of the opposite, or

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Ay yo, this is Sly Stallone checkin in. I just wanted to to tell you bout my new movie, The Expendables. You know, I'ya put alotta work in this film. Getting alla your favorite action stars into this one bad ass flick. I mean, there is so much, uh, testosterone piled into this film, your girlfriend is pry gonna get a little aroused during the movie...you know what I mean? But seriously, I mean,

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Let me give you the run down of my blogging career (I promise, this will not be long). Also, this is involving wordpress.COM, not wordpress.ORG. Started my very first blog with Blogger. Got it kind of popular at one point, but was busy with school and sports, so I quit updating it. About four months ago, I started a new blog on Blogger. Only made about 10 posts and realized I did not like the

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Two things will be coming your way: (1) a look at how The Expendables did at the box office, and (2) a look at the new trailer for The Next Three Days starring Russel Crowe. Male testosterone trumps the weekend box office (thank God), giving classic action movies a modern comeback. The Expendables opened up with $35,030,000 (Box Office Mojo), leaving (what I thought would be its biggest

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Without insults and comebacks, would we, as a society, be able to engage in some form of conversation? Yes, we would. Would the conversation be as interesting? Probably. This all said, what good are insults and comebacks? By definition (courtesy of Merriam-Webster), an insult is: to treat with insolence, indignity, or contempt : affront; also : to affect offensively or damagingly the reader's

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I hate to admit this, but I have never played any of the previous Deus Ex games. I constantly read/hear about the praise the first game received; and how the second was a bit of a disappointment to fans of the original.This will all soon change however. Witnessing the first trailer for Human Revolution back at E3, I knew this would be a game I would one day have in my possession. The layout,

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Just to clear things up, I did not create any of these. I created this for three reasons. Expose you lovely readers to some sleek looking themes with a variety of good features. Help me decide if I should switch my theme, or stick with what I have. To see if you, the general public, have good or bad taste. Also, if you see the demo of the blog say it is a Wordpress theme, it means it was

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So, just today, I discovered a movie by the title of Monsters. The official synopsis, courtesy of the "Official Monsters Site," is as follows:Six years ago previously, a NASA probe returning to earth with samples of an alien life form, crashed over Central America. Soon after, new life forms began to appear, and half of Mexico was quarantined as an INFECTED ZONE. Today, the American and

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SuperEd86 I first witnessed this video on Attack of the Show about a week or two ago on G4TV. With the title of the video being "My Pee Pee," you can't really expect there to be much to it. Not to my surprise, I was right. This has to be one of the most random....WTF....videos I have ever had the pleasure of viewing -- and I have seen a lot of videos. Randomness aside, I laugh my ass off

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Food of the Devil Ron Sveden is a 75-year-old man living in Massachusetts. He is a former teacher and was already aware of his emphysema. He was not, however, under the impression that a pea began to sprout in his lung over the summer. Ron's health grew worryingly worse as the days progressed, and he knew there was a little more to everything than just the emphysema. Thankfully, he went to the

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What lengths are you willing to go to, just to have some Chicken McNuggets? Would you be willing to go as far as you would for a Klondike bar? Well, this lady went above and beyond to get her nuggets. It also seems that she may be in the wrong profession (she should look into boxing). Courtesy of The Smoking Gun, they had this to say about the situation: According to a Toledo Police Department

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No, this is not about some oyster loving whore, who is spreading herpes to her unfortunate mates. This is about actual oysters carrying herpes. And you wonder why they are always acting so clammy (ziinnnggg!!). Okay, I know oysters are not a clam (they in fact have many differences: check them out), but they sure as hell look very similar. The herpes disease is beginning to spread throughout the

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The lengths some people are willing to go through, out of dedication and love toward something. Fanboys dressing up as their favorite characters....outside of Halloween; fans dedicating an entire day to a movie franchise, or television series; or even naming their child after their favorite character. Now, stop me if you have heard this one before. A man (Gary Guy Matthews) has decided to

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Warren Sapp on "Dancing with the Stars." Courtesy of Jokes.com, we get a nice little joke from Warren Sapp during the Larry the Cable Guy Roast, which aired on Comedy Central on March 13, 2009. Sapp goes on to drag Lisa Lampanelli into this joke (everyone tends to do it at some point or another during the roast), and it gave me quite the chuckle. You may all remember Warren for being one of

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A perfect night's sleep is in my horizon, and this most recent news will only help my cause. Stories similar in nature have occurred before, but I still get my kicks out them, no matter the situation. According to MSNBC (this is a pretty good place to get weird news, and I am sticking to it): A man just released from jail for stealing a ladder, caught by the guy he stole it from, was arrested

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Yes, you read that title right my friend. Today, we celebrate the beloved s'more. I hope you know what a s'more is, but for those who have been secluded from society their entire life, I will break it down for you (I am not going to tell you what to buy, you should pick up on that through my step....I hope) the way I prefer to eat them. You take a graham cracker and break it in half, for two even

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Update: JetBlue has only suspended Slater for the time being. As I was driving today, some interesting news came to my attention from the radio. I did not catch everything, just something about some disgruntled flight attendant that grabbed some beer and a parachute. The story sounded too good to be true, and I had to have some kind of conformation. MSNBC has the full story, giving me the

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 As the title states, this is part 2 from yesterday's "jokes of the day" (Check em out). Yesterday's focus was on why your mama is so ugly, but today you will find out why your mama is so fat (so what if these jokes have been overused, I still get a kick out of them every now and then). If yo mam is truly fat.....well.....there is nothing I can do about it, so just enjoy these for what they are.

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Black Ops is not one of my most anticipated games of 2010, but that does not mean I am not keeping an eye on it. Treyarch's previous work with World at War was a good addition to the Call of Duty franchise, and kept me occupied for quite a few hours. Modern Warfare 2, on the the other hand, was terrible, and not a soul on Earth will convince me otherwise (loved and played the shit out of the

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In its basic nature, an intentional walk is where a pitcher throws four pitch-outs (throw a "ball" on purpose) to the catcher. This is usually done for different reasons: The hitter that is up is the best hitter on the team (or on fire--not literally--at the moment), and you would rather take your chances with someone behind him. The situation calls for it. For example, there are runners on 2nd

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Something I will begin to do (hopefully every Monday, but sometimes on Tuesday) will be to find a funny video from around the Internetz. Not everyone will find these videos amusing or funny, but I do, and that is all I care about. Funny or Die is well recognized by many, and has loads of funny videos, jokes, etc. I will not be getting all of my videos from here, however, Youtube and College

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Today will be a cluster of five different Yo Mama jokes, courtesy of Ahajokes. Many of you may have heard, or possibly even read these from the site before, but a Yo Mama joke is classic, and the world needs to know them. Would go up to my own mama and tell her one of these jokes? Probably not. Would I go up to a friend, or foe, and tell them one of these jokes (guided toward their mama, of

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Okay, these U Comment, I Follow articles are all over Google, but I just felt this was necessary--mainly, to point out that my blog is now "Dofollow," and to educate you on the term. According to Web1Marketing: Nofollow refers to a link attribute that allows website owners to tell search engines that a particular link does not confer credit to the target site. For instance, a Google

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Comedy is not the same as it once was. The old Saturday Night Live (Eddie Murphy, John Belushi, Chris Farley, Chevy Chase, Bill Murray, and Chris Rock to name a few); the Mary Tyler Moore Show; and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (I know, I have an unhealthy bias for the show) were full of great material and comedy. The only real recognizable actors in comedy these days is Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn

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Courtesy of jokes.com, I give you a "Walks Into a Bar" monkey joke: A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball. The bartender screams at the guy, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table --

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I do not enjoy watching the shows that are on television, because, let's face it, they are pretty bad. Lost (when it was still on), The Big Bang Theory, and Two and a Half Men is/was about all I will observe. The abundance of reality shows is the biggest turn off, and I am constantly amazed by the ridiculous followings they hold. 99% of that shit is staged--aside from maybe American Idle, and

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Before I give you the joke, I would like you to know that most of the jokes I post will be from Comedy Central's jokes.com Web site. There are a lot of joke/humor sites on the Nets, but jokes.com is my one of my personal favorites. There will be plenty from College Humor as well, so don't you worry, there will be some variety to the content I post. That out of the way, let us get into the joke,

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When I am sober, I am usually a fairly tame guy. When I am drunk, my own friends don't even recognize me anymore. This is where things get messy, and the cliche pick up lines flow like the Amazon River (smooth but dangerous). This all being said, I am making a list of the most overused, sleaziest, cheesiest, and most underappreciated golden oldies out there. I have used some of these before, and

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According to Urban Dictionary, zing can be defined as: An interjection commonly used after making a witty joke at someone else's expense while they are present.I will use this word to my disposal as much as possible. Zing will contain witty/random jokes, pictures, stories, and anything else I find interesting. Some of the content may be offensive, but it's for a good cause: Entertainment! More

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